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Friday Night Fandom: PRODUCTION Matters!

Who’s ready for some Ring of Honor ACTION!!! BLEE!

We here at L.E.W.D. pride ourselves on our ability to enjoy pro wrestling in its many iterations around the world.  While we do take a decidedly particular interest in the WWE’s product (as if there were more prominent sites that don’t lean slightly towards a promotion more often than not…), we also regularly engage in light banter about  other promotions that most fans rarely speak of.

For example: The Nic Johnson’s affinity for Ring Of Honor wrestling is much more than a passing fancy.  In fact we all think Ring of Honor is pretty nifty; it’s wrestling, and as we’ve come to accept in this day in age, “wrestling matters.”

The one thing about ROH that provides me with unlimited amounts of consternation is the production quality of their product.  To put it nicely, it effing sucks.

Ever since ROH lost its deal with HDNet, the production quality of their product has seemingly taken one giant-ass leap backwards. Whether it’s a DVD or their weekly televised show, viewing ROH’s “wrestling” will immediately take fans back to a simpler time where women stayed in the kitchen and polio was the silent killer.

Things for the country’s third largest wrestling promotion don’t get any better as they also have to contend with a pesky iPPV problem that haunts them with more fury than herpes.

This is what makes it frustrating to watch anything shilled by ROH.  One would have to ignore the hobo-like quality of the product to enjoy the in-ring action. No offense to the great minds and athletes in ROH, but that’s simply ridiculous in 2012.

It’s like watching The Great Muta versus Tiger Mask through a keyhole covered with layers of butcher paper and Saran Wrap; after about two minutes you’ll say, “Eff it, where’s a Damien Sandow match?”

As it would happen, I found myself wandering the wide world of pro wrestling late last night/early this morning after yesterday’s Smackdown left me wanting a little more.

I ran across six smaller and independent promotions that have televised products (thanks YouTube!), and believe it or not,THREEof them have better production quality than ROH!

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!

But hey, you don’t have to take my word for it; watch the videos and judge for yourself:

American Wrestling Federation (AWF) Saturday Night Slam – Ep. 85 – Hutchinson, MN


This 30-minute show from Minnesota tans ROH’s figurative fanny from the very beginning simply by being taped in hi definition!  That fact in and of itself is a win; they could showcase 22 minutes of the two announcers palavering over toothpaste and hair plugs, and it’d still look better than ROH’s stuff!

The other obvious fact is that the show was taped in a packed – I reiterate, PACKED – high school gymnasium.  Not only was the place packed, but the fans were also hot for the entire show!  Even the WWE and TNA have difficulty getting that type of momentum from their shows and fans regularly.

I also thought it was hilarious that Tony Denucci entered and excited the match with Batista’s music…it’s the little things, you know?  On to the next one:

NWA Championship Wrestling from Hollywood – Hollywood, CA

This guy! It also explains why he hasn’t been featured heavily in ROH lately…anyway, click the picture to watch the latest show.


Let’s be real: the National Wrestling Alliance (NWA) is about as relevant to the average wrestling fan today as Ahmed Johnson.  Even in the midst of near irrelevancy a “territory” of the NWA can afford to produce a better product than ROH; that’s just plain sad.

It doesn’t appear that the show is filmed in hi def, but it still manages to look and feel big league and up-to-date.  Then again it would look poorly upon Hollywood, California to allow shoddy workmanship to creep from the dark alleyways of its gold brick paved streets (I’m looking at you Asherology…).

The biggest story here is the “Seven Levels of Hate” series that will see NWA World Heavyweight Champion Colt Cabana defend his title against former four-time NWA champ “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce.  An awesome series of matches with two solid ring workers filmed with something more advanced than Super VHS…can’t really get mad at that.

Moving right along…

NWA Mountain State Wrestling – Ep. 331 – Beckley, WV


Touted as the “flagship of the National Wrestling Alliance,” NWA Mountain State typically provides me with numerous reasons to be proud of my Alabama roots.  The wrestlers in this fed have more missing teeth than a box of broken combs.

Hillbilly jokes aside (and there are a bunch of them), it cannot be ignored or downplayed thatat leastyou can see all of this Appalachian glory in crystal clear clarity.  Even with no more than 25 people in the audience (rough estimation) and one camera (also a rough estimation), the show is taped as if it were Saturday Night’s Main Event.

For heaven’s sake the damn thing was filmed in the front of a store and it still comes off better than ROH’s stuff!!!

The big story coming from the hills of West Virginia is that the Mountain State Champion, Lance Erikson, wants to rise to the top of the Talk NWA Top Ten Rankings.  I could go more in-depth about that, but that would be unnecessary if you watched the video.  Here are the rankings:

  1. “The Temptation” Shaun Tempers
  2. “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce
  3. Damien Wayne
  4. Chance Prophet
  5. Tokyo Monster Kahagas
  6. Scorpio Sky
  7. Jason Kincaid
  8. Brian Fury
  9. The Mempho Mofo Mark Bravura
  10. Lance Erikson

The brass tax here is twofold, folks: there is much more to pro wrestling than TNA and the WWE.  If we expand out horizons just a tad we can witness some truly amazing and befuddling action depending on where we look.

On that same note, we can appreciate and expect more from the larger companies if we allow ourselves the opportunity to see what others are doing and can do.

To this analyst it’s crazy that a promotion that has a nationally syndicated product comes across as if it can only be seen on channel 69, only available to cable subscribers in the area surrounding Lake Chaubunagungamaug.

Then again when the focus of your product is centered on great wrestling instead of the presentation of great wrestling, filming with an 8mm camera doesn’t seem like that big of a deal….I guess…

Here’s to hoping that some day soon ROH will be able to at least make their product look like a million bucks.

Honorable Mentions (i.e. In-the-same-boat-as-ROH):

Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW) – Ep. 669 – Jeffersonville, IN
NWA Anarchy Wrestling – Ep. 332 – Cornelia, GA
NWA Smoky Mountain – East Tennessee

 

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12 responses

  1. You had me at “viewing ROH’s “wrestling” will immediately take fans back to a simpler time where women stayed in the kitchen and polio was the silent killer.”

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    June 16, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    • LOL It’s always funnier when someone else repeats what you’ve already written. For example:

      “Look, I drew a tree.” – “No you didn’t.”

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      June 16, 2012 at 12:34 PM

      • LMAO… I never really laughed at that story…until you laughed at it sooooo much, now it makes me legit LOL.

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        June 16, 2012 at 12:36 PM

      • I seriously don’t see why you don’t think that’s funny. Maybe it’s just me, but I still laugh at that one Ash.

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        June 16, 2012 at 12:38 PM

      • LOL probably because you weren’t the one that drew the tree…. :)

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        June 16, 2012 at 12:45 PM

  2. celamb2007

    Yeah, you’re right. For this brevity that is my time home I tune in to watch ROH every week and I’m… underwhelmed by the production values. The action is great but the layout reminds me of those days where I had to use an adapted to connect my Sega Genesis to my TV.

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    June 16, 2012 at 12:36 PM

    • It’s the concert violinist playing in the closet theory. It is honestly confusing as to why the product is filmed as if the Attitude Era never died. Being a film major, you can agree with me (and Nic can too) that the PRESENTATION is everything. We can say what we will about TNA, but one of the first things they did when they turned a profit was convert everything to HD and they did that for a reason. It’s hard to really see the great wrestling when it looks like newsreel footage from 1940.

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      June 16, 2012 at 12:41 PM

      • celamb2007

        Si. I can agree. That’s why “Enter the Dragon” was a good film while “Black Belt Jones” is… they had the same producers, but it’s not hard to see what had more production value to it.

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        June 16, 2012 at 1:01 PM

  3. Mr. Quinn Gammon

    I don’t have the qualifications that you film majors do but I’d like to point out how awesome it is that I KNOW WHO BRIAN FURY IS! He used to wrestle at my old indy promotion, New England Championship Wrestling as “Straight Edge” Brian Fury, and he’s like a bleach blonde Punk with 1/46th of the charisma and red tights. But he’s a good competitor.

    Other than that, Mr. Morris knows my stance on all of this as we’ve talked in depth about it already. Here’s to hoping ROH gets their production values out of the toilet. Any product that is routinely getting its ass kicked by TNA ought to be stepping it up.

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    June 16, 2012 at 1:01 PM

    • Duly noted, brother…sad thing is, I think we’re thinking about two different Brian Furys…but nevertheless, it’s all good.

      And you don’t have to be a film major to appreciate quality production. It’s just in your face obvious that the number 3 wrestling company in the US should come across as such and not as something taped in an abandoned Walmart off of route 39.

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      June 16, 2012 at 1:22 PM

      • I think you may have inadvertently stumbled upon a great idea for an indy promotion…WCW…only it’s Walmart Championship Wrestling…think of the publicity you’d get from the lawsuits alone…

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        June 16, 2012 at 1:58 PM

  4. “I yammm, exactly what I say I yammm, and that is the premiere champion in the National Wrestling Alliance.” Oh my, that was hilarious. #NWAMountainState

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    June 18, 2012 at 2:36 AM

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