Sometimes, wrestling fans really suck. I mean, balls. Jewels. Cahones. Juevos. Every other crude term we can use to describe the male genitalia.
I know that this is a pretty raunchy way to open a piece but I had to put it into perspective to you.
I cannot put into (civilized) language the number of profane vociferous things that ran through my head immediately following WWE Extreme Rules, which in my humble right-9-times-out-of-10 opinion was WWE’s best PPV offering in years.
It’s mind blowing to me that the exact same people that gripe and moan about WWE being boring and predictable and PG find some way to dump their rear ends all over the product, even when WWE gives them exactly what they were whining about!
They wanted something more realistic, so WWE gives them Brock Lesnar and blood and violence. Now, they’re complaining about Brock being “buried” because he lost one match. ONE FLIPPING MATCH.
As Mr. Ashley Morris demonstrated, these same brainless popcorn farts are the sole reason why we will not be seeing any quality Diva wrestling matches anytime soon. Why?
Because at Extreme Rules, WWE gave us the return of Layla, who has improved in the ring by leaps and bounds, and she had a wrestling match, a quality wrestling match with Nikki Bella, who is no slouch in the ring herself when she chooses to be.
What do these idiots do with this rare showing of quality Diva action? They dookie all over it and give it a 3 out of 5 or even 2.5 out of 5 because “they wanted Kharma.”
Well, guess what? All you pious morons managed to do was ensure that WWE go back to their typical Divas formula. After all, they gave you a quality match and you had an anal evacuation, so why waste time and money on that?
So, the next night on RAW, we got Layla beating both Bellas in a “Triple Threat” match in about 15 seconds. Thanks for nothing.
Seriously people, get the flip off Twitter. You’re disgracing yourselves. There is simply no pleasing the IWC. You don’t want Cena to win but he’ll be “buried” if he loses? You want Brock Lesnar back because he’s “legit” but shouldn’t beat a guy like Cena because he’s just a “part-timer”?!?
There is one word that the IWC throws around like paper and it’s a term that has been diluted and devalued to the point of its complete degeneration.
It seems the IWC has this fetish for claiming that people are being buried. For starters, does anyone even remember what that word means?!
To be buried means to be completely jobbed out, usually with only sporadic appearances on RAW or SmackDown! and a primary spot on Superstars.
Drew McIntyre has been buried for the last year and a half as punishment for what his ex-wife did on her way out the door.
People claiming that guys like The Miz or Primo and Epico or Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins are being buried are a bunch of knuckle-dragging morons that ought to be taken out back and slapped upside the face with a ball peen hammer.
Each one of the above mentioned guys is in the middle of a telling a story of some kind, regardless of how big or small. There were people screaming about how Primo and Epico were “buried” because they lost the Tag Titles to Kofi Kingston and R-Truth, a well oiled tag team that have been performing together for a little while now and are over with the crowd.
You know, Primo and Epico only held those title for months. And months. And months.
Were they featured much? No, not really but WWE has taken this very real negative and are turning it into a positive by using it in a storyline and pairing Primo, Epico and Rosa Mendes with Abraham Washington.
The Tag Division has a bunch of actual teams now like The Usos, Primo and Epico, Truth and Kingston, Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel, Hunico and Camacho, Darren Young and Titus O’Neil and ZigSwag, and yet people are still whining about how they’re “burying” tag teams and tag team wrestling. When TNA, the supposed grand alternative to all things WWE, has 5 real teams. One of which is an intergender comedic duo.
It’s just funny to me that the ones who are the most vocal about how much the booking apparently “sucks” are the ones who can never ever ever give a suitable replacement scenario.
These same idiots who spam dirt sheets believing everything they read and then simultaneously whining when what they read doesn’t come true or isn’t true.
Idiots that write stupid crap like this:
“shut up you fruit peeples, rock is gone and since then wwe sucks again with supa shena and cm boringunk. hopes for lesnar but only if he faces taker or rock.” -User Mimmo
“Hey WWE you should really consider hiring VINCE RUSSO for your booking!!!
WWE BOOKING = RETARDS(there main purpose is to rick roll the IWC and not write good story lines)” – User Barbershopwindow
I have NEVER seen such a bunch of whiny, stuck up, self important, ignorant, stupid, idiotic, moronic, mentally incompetent, useless, worthless, nutless, brainless, fickle fruitbooties than a vast majority of the IWC.
The worst part? There are plenty of good analysts in the IWC and they are miserably overshadowed by the dingleberries that pollute the internet feeds with garbage like that.
To prove I’m not making this up, let’s take a look at another poignant comment from sophisticated user Barbershopwindow.
“cause vince is a idiot, and HHH probably decided for the late finish just like how he decided to have his ginger boy sheamus win the rumble last minute!!! Hogan should just book wwe i bet he would do a WAY BETTER JOB!!1″
Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up. That’s something I’d write if I was trying to make fun of the idiots on the interwebs but they do such a good job on their own that why mess up such hard work?
Case in point, fans like the ones detailed above (and notice that I’m not saying ALL wrestling fans, just ones like these) have no one to blame but themselves for the things they don’t like.
WWE reacts to reactions. You want good women’s wrestling? Don’t take a steaming crap on it when it actually happens. You want good storylines?
Learn how to stop screaming “BURIAL!!!111″ “TRIPLEZ H IIS A POLITISIAN!!!!1111″ “ZOMG!111! TNA DID IT FIRSTZ!!!1″ “SCRUUUU WWE AND ITZ BOOKERS, IE COULD DO BETTER WITH HLK HOGAN AND BUFF BAGWELLS MOTHERSZ!111!!1!8″ every single time a storyline begins.
It’s called a story for a reason. It has a beginning, a middle and an end. We could all benefit from being patient and waiting to see if a rocky start won’t equate to something bigger and better as it rolls out, instead of attacking storylines immediately.
I gave the stupid TNA immortal storyline a year of my life that I can’t get back. I’m still waiting in 2012 to see the benefits of it.